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dualityandsuch:
“So @internutter (WTF tumblr why can’t I tag them?) takes prompts for short TAZ stories and they wrote my request for a happy Angus playing Minecraft with his dads and I it turned out great. :)
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dualityandsuch:

So @internutter (WTF tumblr why can’t I tag them?) takes prompts for short TAZ stories and they wrote my request for a happy Angus playing Minecraft with his dads and I it turned out great. :)

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amuseoffirebane:

Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5

I first drafted this comic in the summer of 2012, before my depression came back with a vengeance and put most of my major endeavours on hold. I’m sure there’re a lot of contradictions to canon, but I wanted to stay as close to my original draft as possible. I hope you enjoy it anyway.

(via cosmignon)

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capslockapocalypse:

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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I couldn’t even read that in my head

(via youve-doomed-us-all-jerk)

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primomon:
“ OHH YES! and OH MY STARS!
“What can i say? They are really articulated!
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primomon:

OHH YES! and OH MY STARS!

What can i say? They are really articulated!

(Source: kitsumahou, via foumiedye-deactivated20210531)

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interstellarvagabond:

jeinu:

When my friend first released the remix for this song, I knew I wanted to make an animation to it, but it wasn’t until over a year later I knew how that animation would go. Here is the product of two wild weeks of creation, six months of brainstorming, and a decade of friendship. 

Special thanks to a couple of ferns for inspiring me to do better and be better. I live in awe of your creativity and curiosity, and I feel so lucky to know you!

I fucking love this so much

(via interstellarvagabond)

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writernotwaiting:

claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

Because we didn’t have the monet for anything else.

(via betterbemeta)

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targuzzler:

jynersosgf:

the-future-now:

An artist made a “third thumb” for your hand that makes everything easier

follow @the-future-now

so we’re just gonna play god now huh?

hell fucking yes we are

(Source: bit.ly, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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drst:

libertinem:

unpretty:

miracufic:

orevet:

completelyhogwashed:

pussypoppinlikepopcorn:

rafi-dangelo:

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

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THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

Update on #cakegate.

Also? It was inedible. Made mostly out of styrofoam. Trump’s team specifically requested a knockoff of Obama’s cake that no one could eat.

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What a perfect metaphor.

The cake is a lie.

1) They didn’t actually contact the original designer until he posted on Twitter, which is rather shitty

b) Trump is Single White Female-ing Obama officially.

(Source: ignorethisrafi, via drst)

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officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Here’s the complete track listing for Quintessential, our next album available 9/1/16! It’s almost here! Make sure to order your copy today! https://www.spgiraffestore.com/products/quintessential-2016

Is it wrong that I am laughing myself silly @ this?

Hatchy seems to be the only other one who’s happy about that apart from GG…

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hairandbrokenglasses:

skunkbear:

The past is packed with monsters! Behemoths by the dozen!
Let’s meet these fossils! (and their less colossal modern cousins)

Earth’s ancient history is full of giant versions of modern animals. Evolutionary forces (competition for resources, changes in climate) pushed these species to become incredibly large. And I’m not just talking about giant dinosaurs - there were huge mammals and marsupials too. 

A lot of these giants lived in the Pleistocene, an epoch stretching from around 2.5 million to 11,000 years ago. Mysteriously, the extinction of many of these animals coincides with humanity’s arrival as a dominant predator.

Watch a video / listen to a poem about these prehistoric monsters.

Illustrations by Mary McLain

*chanting* bring back hell pig bring back hell pig bring back hell pig br

(via carry-on-my-wayward-wuffles)

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