Let’s play a game called talk to me about Steam Powered Giraffe variety headcanons
::inhale of doom::
Upgrade was the last steam-powered automaton built by Colonel Peter A. Walter’s own hands.
Pete3 spent large parts of his life swapping mentalities with his Omega Universe counterpart, hence his horrible decisions.
Wanda Walter-Hottie-Becile spent a large portion of her life secretly running Walter Robotics.
Colonel Peter A. Walter had ASD. And so do lots of his descendants.
Pete4 never fully recalled his life before the blue matter incident that turned him into Commander Cosmo.
Rabbit remembers everyone who leaves. And blames herself.
None of the robots sent to war were allowed to attend Colonel Peter A. Walter’s funeral.
During their time in Roswell, the robots were part of some experiments to test the effects of atomic explosions on Blue Matter machines. By setting off atomic explosions near the robots. Nothing useful ever came of these experiments.
The steam-powered robot band is bigger in Kazooland than it is on Earth.
Walter Robotics has spent its entire corporate career balancing on the catastrophe curve.
Rabbit still has dreams that feature an untouched dimension in which her core never exploded and all the death that resulted never happened.
Biscuittown, Kazooland, is a model city made up entirely out of biscuit boxes and tins, situated near some crystal pepsi springs. The Jon is so busy with it that he refuses to return to Earth.
Since Kazooland canonically has entrances to every imaginary realm ever made, SPG is automatically part of every work of fiction ever.
Which also makes every last fanfic cannon. But only if you want it to be.
Pete2 actually had forebodings of his own demise, but went to rescue Rabbit anyway.
Pete5 did a lot to bring Walter Robotics away from the disasters imposed by Pete3. Unfortunately, his mind is now scattered in time and space, meaning that he can only remember you in places where he’s met you before or since.
Considering how much the Walters tinker with the fabric of reality, it’s a miracle only Pete6 has lost anything significant. Hell, it’s amazing Walter Manor is still standing.
Walter Manor is not only alive but cusp-cogniscent. The rooms rearrange themselves seemingly at random. Interns and trainees are given a map app.
Steve is not only an actual dragon, but can shapeshift into his dragon!self at will.