Dear email scammers:

I do not open any message that tells me I failed to send an email properly because I don’t send that many emails in the first place. Nor do I subscribe to any American emailing service because I’m not fucking American.

Secondly: it’s never going to work if I get 7000+ of the bastards because no human being alive can send that many emails in a day.

Fuck off and die in a fire.