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deadcatwithaflamethrower:
“ loafed-beans:
“ ethereal-insight:
“ fedkaczynski:
“ allamericankindofguy-actual:
“ fedkaczynski:
“What’s funny is that this actually happened.
”
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
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Finnish soldier gets...

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Don’t fuck with the Finns.

(via deadcatwithaflamethrower)

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nudesornaw:

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

(via mosteamybeats)

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YO WRITERS

the-ackerman-queen:

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

(Source: metradell-vyorei, via seaofdreams-moved)

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