TAZ:BA crackfic idea

For those of you who’ve watched a few episodes of Horrible Histories… [linkie for those who haven’t]

Pre- Crystal Kingdom story where Krav is doing the Stupid Deaths thing on each of the badguys from each of the arcs. Raven Queen kibbitzing optional of course.

And like, in Petals to the Metal, he gets their names, and realises THB are three of the juiciest bounties that have ever walked Faerûn. And then he gets the location from Boyland…