paranoid parrot
I do like, 90% of these.
hold up doesn’t everyone do/think these things?
When you’re hyper and your Beloved is just… super chill.
That’s me in the green. And yes. I am still laughing at this. [FYI, the “one capful” is for one capful of MCT oil. Which is good for the Keto peeps]
- Level 0: Writing your story
- Level 10: Daydreaming about writing your story
- Level 40: Daydreaming about your finished project and not writing your story
- Level 23445342532556: Daydreaming not only about the story but all the fandom and discourse it will spawn. Daydreaming about fanfiction and fanart for your story instead of actually writing your story.
(Source: sleepyspoonie, via mahanawhonahan)
People Who Have Social Anxiety Disorder Are Terrified Of:
• Talking in front of people
• Not knowing how to comfort people
• Trying clothes on in a changing room
• Answering the door
• Talking on/answering the phone
• People asking questions
• Walking past people
• Eye contact
• Going into stores
• Going outside the house
• Busy crowds
• Leaving voicemails
• Being watched while doing something
• Eating in front of people
• Ordering food (anywhere)
• Interviews
• Being in the car
• Making decisions
• Personal space being violated
• When strange people, or anyone you don’t like, are in/around the house
• Being paranoid someone can hear me
• Feeling self-conscious all the time
• Crossing the street
• Asking for help
• Parties
• Participating in class
• Working with others
• Restaurants
• Competition
• Voicing opinions
• Sleeping with someone else/in someone else’s bed
• Being touched
• Being touched sexually
• Holidays
• Being seen naked
• Hearing people laugh nearby
• Public bathrooms/shy bladder
• Starting/keeping a conversation
• Feeling like people hate me
• Always preparing what to say 100x
• Being touched/hugged by people I’m not comfortable with
• Feeling like people judge what I say
• Not being able to get over embarrassing/stupid things I’ve done/said
• Saying “no”
• Being a pushover
• Rejection
• Coming on too strong
• Seeing people I know in public
• Making new friends
• Being embarrassed
• Being the center of attention
• Working in groups
• Being late
• Being stared at
• Being introduced
• Worrying about people liking me
• Being criticized
• Meeting people in authority
(Source: why-d0-i-exist, via australian-government-deactivat)
Does this sound familiar?
Replace “Facebook” with “Tumblr” and you have my life before I hurt myself.
Now I’m binge-watching shit on Netflix.
(via pancake-angst)
Presented without comment.
EXCEPT to say- commonplacecaz.
one day i want to have the strength to read everything a friend writes
Reblogging for GPOY
(via watchiist-moved-blog1)


![When you’re hyper and your Beloved is just… super chill.
That’s me in the green. And yes. I am still laughing at this. [FYI, the “one capful” is for one capful of MCT oil. Which is good for the Keto peeps]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7a0c7d28dd57b68eb7c0620b41f5b00d/tumblr_p5jxweZEVT1r4ndfvo1_500.png)



