Humanised Pinkie Pie by me

[Also put on my Deviant Art account Dec 26th]

Humanised Applejack by me

[Also put on my Deviant Art account on Dec 26th]

Humanised Rainbow Dash by me

[Posted on my Deviant Art account Dec 26th]

The Talk (story!)

I came up with this one to explain how the ponies reproduce without apparent genetalia. Also to explain pony reproduction in as safe a G-rated manner as possible, without excluding GLBT coupling

Warning: There is a sad patch.

The Talk

“Applejack, can ah aks ya a question?”
Applejack kept working as she spoke, “Ain’t nothin’ so far ‘as stopped ya.”
“Where do foals come from?”
Whoah nelly. She’d been dreading this day. She got herself so flustered she almost missed the tree she’d been bucking. She spared a moment to look at her baby sister. Nothing but the absolute truth was going to satisfy the curious little filly.
“Well… When two ponies love each other with all their hearts, they do everythin’ they can to show each other their love is true. They move in together. They make deep promises. They become a team. And the most important thing is to fall asleep holdin’ tight to each other.”
Applebloom made a skeptical face.
“It’s the solid gold truth,” said the elder sister.
“So then what happens?”
“The two ponies dream together is what happens. They share a dream of the foals they could have. An’ the magic of love starts up an itty bitty baby, which goes and gets born almost a whole year later.”
“Silver Spoon said you need a Ma and a Pa.”
“Wellllll…” Applejack knew that that wasn’t strictly necessary - but telling a filly just starting school? “That’s gen'rally the case…”
“She said Ah was unwanted 'cause I don’t have a Ma an’ Pa.”
“That Silver Spoon’s got herself a tarnished heart,” grumbled Applejack. “We all had a Ma and Pa, sis. You just don’t remember 'em.”
“Why?”
“They…” Applejack closed her eyes against the bad memories. “It was an accident. They didn’t want to leave us.” She blinked out slow tears of old hurts. “They loved each other so powerful, they had t’ do everything together. Even go to the Great Beyond.” … sniff… “They loved you and wanted you, Applebloom. Ain’t nobody’s fault that they left.”
Applebloom breathed a sigh of relief. “An’ we’re still a family, right? Even though it’s just Granny an’ Big Macintosh an’ you an’ me?”
“Of course we’re family. Tell you what. Tonight, you an me’ll mosey on up to the attic and Ah can show you some ole photos of us. Ma and Pa and all three of us.”
“Thanks, sis.” She hefted a basket of apples to bring in. “Hey Applejack?”
“Yeah…?”
“Why is the sky blue?”
It was going to be a looonnnnggg afternoon.

Two of mine posted :3 I feel so blessed! ::hearts::

(Source: mlp-headcanons)

mlp-headcanons:

I bet it was those stupid pegasuseseseses’ fault!

Hee hee :D This is one of mine :3 [though not with the bit about pegasususes]

They must’ve turned off the ban-bot, today. This one is still uncontested.

Another PMV. I’m using Hubby as a creative consultant - he tells me which song to do next.

Share and enjoy

My first AMV in forever and it gets auto-banned in Germany before anyone gets to see it 9_9

Please enjoy it while it’s still there.

Come on Hasbros

Your show, and its associated toy line, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic have been out for more than a year.

Selling stuff to girls should be important to you.

Not just important-in-america-important. Globally important.

You are doubtless aware that your show has gone viral. You know that people everywhere are clamouring for your product.

I, personally, would love to own legal copies of the show. And give legal copies to my friends and family.

Alas, that cannot be.

Just like the pitiable collection of MLPFiM toys here in sunny Queensland, the video racks at the shops are kinda sparse.

I mean, I’d love to make some people vomit by subjecting them to Twinkle’s Merry Christmas Adventure or whatever the hell, but I want the cool ponies. I want Ms Faust’s ponies. On DVD or Blu-ray. I’d prefer Blu-ray, but it has been kinda slow to take off.

My money is sparse, this year, and I want to spend it on things of worth.

Such a pity that your marketing department is asleep at the wheel.

Come on, Hasbros! It’s Cashmas! The time of year when every capitalist’s withered heart beats pit-a-pat at the thought of wringing every last cent out of Mr and Mrs Average Householder. You should be pumping product out every-damn-where.

But no.

All I have are foot-wide sections in the Pink Aisle with Talking Baby Cheerilee and Walking Baby Pinkie Pie. And one DVD in the kiddie’s section with saccharine-overload specials of yesteryear.

If I was you, I’d be marketing the living shit out of MLPFiM as fast and as far as physically possible.

I must have more marketing genius than thou.