I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

felren13:

flowisaconstruct:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I didn’t want to like it. But I did.

@copperbadge

(via carry-on-my-wayward-wuffles)

profeminist:

“a seductive nonbinary criminal: 

them fatale”

- absolutelybees

lesbianterror:

lesbianterror:

Hey what do you call a werewolf youtuber

A lycansubscribe

(Source: atlantis2021, via cyberneticspacerock)

radio-girl1:

(via geekyday)

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you pirate an album and put it on vinyl, you’ll literally end up with a criminal record

(Source: reddit.com, via markwateneymemorialcrater)

matineemonsters:

lynneybun:

ykana:

(via (97) Pinterest)

@hexpuppy

IT’S A CHICKEN COUPE!!

(Source: pinterest.com, via sapphireswimming)

justbadpuns:

took me a minute

(Source: justbadpuns, via mosteamybeats)

losingtranslation:

candiikismet:

youlovetoseeit:

delete this

I’m done.

I hate all of y’all 🤣

(via ifridiot)

keepingupwiththeparkers:

my aunt just texted me this… she knows my brand so well  

(via sapphireswimming)

Had to pass along the pun storm.