probablybadrpgideas:

A cursed suit of armor that forces it’s wearer to act according to its will using threats of violence or revealing sensitive information.

Always be cautious of trying on magic items you found in some forgotten ruin or dark cave, or you might just find yourself falling under the thrall of…

The Black Mail

(via iztarshi)

dogonaswing:

imathers:

miraculer:

#banned banned all of you are banned#none of you are without sin

@the-rollo

(Source: g75bxcjh, via mahanawhonahan)

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

(via pumpkin-spice-fartte)

tinderventure:

Her bio said she was a flat-earther

(Source: tinderventure, via interstellarvagabond)

pandas-and-squirrels:

taorinkashikiku:

sweet-bitsy:

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

(via buellersfueller)

blancamz:

Amoebaas.

I may be coming out of my art block.

(via ifridiot)

dragontatoes:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

bing0-b0ng0:

glumshoe:

triangles are the most futuristic shape

not to seem rude but have you seen hexagons?

hexagons are just six triangles kissing

Ha ha! Get a room, triangles!

polygony

(via buellersfueller)

recoil-operated:

krinkshame:

tilthat:

TIL that 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus’ ship “Santa Maria” was named “Juan”.

via reddit.com

That’s nearly a three to juan ratio 

You son of a bitch

(via the-barefoot-hatter)

existenceisanillusion:

(via huppupbup)

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.

(via a-spoon-is-born)