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Australia is a deathcountry. No talking back on that.
Giant Toads
poisonus Everything
f*ckt up climate everywhere
Birds, who defeated the Government (not even smart ones at that)
their Naming (Fairybread, Maccas,…)
Aliens learn of that from a human and an Aussie. (Will Australia receive an honorable Title of Deathcountry stage 5 or 5.5? You decide!) – Anon Guest
Deathworld classifications work on how many factors can be seen as “being out to get” cogniscents who live there. These factors being one or more of: Flora, fauna, mycota(fungus), environment, weather, and the local solar system’s quirks or foibles. For example, the Deathworld Majangahi is class three because of a hostile meteor swarm that regularly peppers the surface of the world with small craters, as well as a hostile weather system and a large population of venomous creatures.
Few have ever been able to classify a Death continent. At least, not before they met Australians.
“Nah, seriously. It gets deadly hot the further north you get. Queensland’s not only used to temperatures of forty see[1], but also humidity so thick we swore they’d grow gills.” Human Davo flapped their hands on either side of their neck in an imitation of a fish. “You’ve heard the catchy song we have about the wildlife,” they sang a snippet, “Redback, funnelweb, blue-ringed octopus/ Taipan, tiger snake, adder, box jellyfish…”
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Deathworld classifications work on how many factors can be seen as “being out to get” cogniscents who live there. These factors being one or more of: Flora, fauna, mycota(fungus), environment, weather, and the local solar system’s quirks or foibles. For example, the Deathworld Majangahi is class three because of a hostile meteor swarm that regularly peppers the surface of the world with small craters, as well as a hostile weather system and a large population of venomous creatures.
Few have ever been able to classify a Death continent. At least, not before they met Australians.
“Nah, seriously. It gets deadly hot the further north you get. Queensland’s not only used to temperatures of forty see[1], but also humidity so thick we swore they’d grow gills.” Human Davo flapped their hands on either side of their neck in an imitation of a fish. “You’ve heard the catchy song we have about the wildlife,” they sang a snippet, “Redback, funnelweb, blue-ringed octopus/ Taipan, tiger snake, adder, box jellyfish…”
My favourite part of this entire post is the final pic listing the human casualties and losses in the Emu war as “10 000 rounds of ammo.” and “Dignity.”
