Hey, I need money!

My compy is dying.

My laptop is (a) borrowed and (b) doesn’t look that great either.

My savings took a >$1K Aus HIT for silly things like food. Over the passage of three weeks in a row when there was no firkin money for housekeeping.

I still need to raise $3K to do anything about my situation.

What you can do:

• Buy my stuff on Smashwords
  
• Sponsor me on Patreon
• Buy me a Ko-fi
• Or sign up for Steemit and vote for everything I post
• Post shit there on the regular so that your vote worth increases [but no more than 4 posts a day because they’re weird like that]
• reblog all the stories I wrote that you mildly like or greater
• If you reblog this, you owe me three stories for your sweet, sweet reblogging. Thanks in advance