pencilhyphenmonkey:

And then the Lancre witches proceeded to reduce the profit value of the Harry Potter franchise, by fixing that pesky little Horcrux problem in an afternoon, rather than seven books and eight blockbuster movies.

Also, Sgt. Detritus wandered off and met Hagrid, which resulted in quite a bit of friendly arm-wrestling and discussions on which type of weapon is superior: huge crossbows, or ridiculously over-sized crossbows made from modified siege weapons.

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