quorgi:

kitogic:

candysketch:

ecaflipscoin:

verdantdargon:

zamboozle:

kirarenea:

deoxyrebornicleic:

ninten1:

n1njaart1st:

deoxity:

sindevlover:

89animegirl:

nostalgia-phantom:

mawoftriskaidekathon:

idtech666:

necessaryocthings:

describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine

baby’s day out 

Randomly popped into existence and decided fuck the universe up for shits and giglulz.

relinquished all mighty knowledge and god-like abilities to 420 blaze it and get laid

blew up his parents and slit his own throat on complete accident when he was 2

Half dragon and human and fucks a T.V.

T.V. who likes science, fucks the dragon human.

demon took a break from hell and kills cops

AI gets stolen but doesn’t really care

her mom and dad died but then got resurrected later on and she became jesus

More human looking nerd of a spider with rich parents

college student’s super ultra mega great grandfather fucks up big time

Mommy disappeared and now I’m living with her friends and I think their daughter is into me

• mom died and dad’s a dick
  
• girl gets banished for having blue eyes
  
• Arrested For Visiting Her Girlfriend
• her gf died and came back as a tiny 14 year old
• Gem Face

red eyed child yells at so many things and that lands her into some shit

Smol blond has a shitty childhood and suppressed homosexuality and meets a tol hot Asian guy and things go to shit and get better eventually

old man screams at modern world

Cinnamon roll lives in cellar for 100+ years

(via quorgidog)