inconsistentlaugh:

That arrow going in a circle that represents “refresh”? Like a snake eating its own tail? It’s called an arrowborous.

everyonesannoyedwithme:

it was pretty earth-shaking when that band pangaea broke up a few years ago, huh?

downpaymentbluesxx:

SJW Seuss- “Red Fish, Blue Fish, LGBTQ Fish”

downpaymentbluesxx:

SJW Seuss- “Red Fish, Blue Fish, LGBTQ Fish”

Where do sick boats go?

unpunny:

To the dry doc

My mother said I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti...

funooo:

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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artristah-designs:

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So if “Ani” is short for Anakin, and “Ben” is short for Obi-Wan... and “Fives” is short for CT-27-5555... and “Artoo” is short for R2D2... and “Chewie” is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

funooo:

A stormtrooper

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Why did the insomniac get thrown into jail?

funooo:

He was resisting a rest.

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