happy april fools. please take this egg

delightfullyshamelessdinosar:

andiebobandy:

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Ive had this saved since last year

(Source: tsotea, via thebibliosphere)

copperbadge:

geekerypeekery:

natalieironside:

What do you call a bakery that makes bread but never makes money?

A naanprofit

@copperbadge

All that hard work and you’re still poori.

Aw come on now you were bread better than making such puns. I’m leaven this place. 

Bread puns. They either fall flat or rise to  the occasion

(via bethanythemartian)

You hear about the bloke who tried the all-flatbread diet?

It was so pita-ful, he was having naan of it

anarchistmemecollective:

redinstead-ocs:

[ID: This is screenshot of a twitter thread from Opinion Khaver @LeftistWriter with white background and black text saying

“Autism Speaks is collaborating with Google to make a database of genetic material to help researchers “eliminate” autism.

Curing autism is eugenics. Full stop. I most certainly do not want to be cured. If you care about autistic people, you shouldn’t support Autism Speaks.”

Second picture is taken from website of Autism Speaks with black background and white text about their project MSSNG and reads “MSSNG is a groundbreaking collaboration between Google and Autism Speaks to create one of the worlds largest genomic databases on autism” on the left. There is more info on the right and also a donation button at the top.

Then there is another tweet from Opinion Khaver @LeftistWriter with white background and black text “Hey @autismspeaks I am not a disease please stop trying to fucking cure me”

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The “cure” of autism that Autism Speaks is looking for would in my opinion probably be something like a prenatal genetic test similar like the tests on Down’s Syndrome. If the results were positive = child is autistic the doctors might advice an abortion.

fuck autism speaks and google

(via carry-on-my-wayward-wuffles)

(Source: lonelyvomit, via pumpkin-spice-fartte)

bunabi:

tumblcryptidadoptioncenter:

NFTs are here!

No one was more surprised by the recent boom of NFTs than we volunteers at the Tumblcryptid Adoption Center. Up until just a few months ago, we were under the impression that NFTs were our well-hidden secret…something we kept shielded from you and, frankly, ourselves. How did the rest of the world learn about them? We have no idea. You see, we have millions of NFTs we’ve kept under lock and key since the great NFT discovery in 2008. After weeks of hemming and hawing, we decided it is no longer our place to shield you from them. That’s why we’re holding our very own Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids (NFT) Adoption Fair.

You may remember the Tumbeasts. Those cunning Tumblcryptid sub-species were simply too beastly to be contained. They ravaged everything in their path. No enclosure could hold them. No trainer could mold their behavior. The Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids up for adoption today have been assessed for good behavior, are fully vaccinated, and do not want to steal your skin.

To adopt your own, visit your dashboard on the web and click the undulating “Summon thy Tumblcryptid” button right there at the top. To spread the word about our adoption fair, we’re going to reblog some of your best Tumblcryptids adoptions, fanart, and commentary right below this pinned post.

oh right……………april fools day

(via youve-doomed-us-all-jerk)

exile-in-crimson:

peachdoxie:

scarabesque:

Are you censoring my meme

Call that a Censor Ship

(via youve-doomed-us-all-jerk)

OK Overlords

This year’s April BS kind’a wins.