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  1. Viennese Jewish actress Hedy Lamarr marries ethnically Jewish Austrofascist arms dealer (and purported party-thrower for Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini and then-biffles with Hermann Göring), Friedrich Mandl, who forces her to convert to Catholicism and have a Catholic wedding
  2. Turns out he’s a controlling fuck (who was surprised) who hated that she simulated a climax on screen and kept her from her acting career so she fled and made a career in Hollywood, but as wartime approached she felt guilty for having a luxurious career as the state of the world became what it was, and wanted to do something about it
  3. She comes into contact with American-born avant-garde composer, pianist and female endocrinology enthusiast George Antheil, of German heritage, because she wants suggestions for bigger tits, but they end up talking about torpedoes instead
  4. The two of them invent a weaponized player piano, using a mechanism from one of Antheil’s avant-garde compositions and the knowledge Lamarr gained from her shitty marriage to a fascist arms dealer, which used frequency-hopping spread-spectrum technology (which gave way to WiFi, GPS, and Bluetooth) to encrypt torpedo torpedo attack signals by use of a piano roll, where all 88 keys matched a different frequency making it too difficult to jumble and send torpedoes off course
  5. I reiterate, a conversation about wanting bigger tits led to the conceptualization of a torpedo encrypter controlled by a piano meant to defeat the Nazis
  6. It got patented in 1942 but the US Navy was too hesitant to use technology from outside the military so it didn’t get used
  7. Hedy instead sold kisses and a lunch even went for $4.5 million, for war bonds, and she dubbed herself “just a plain gold-digger for Uncle Sam”
  8. The Cuban Missile Crisis happened, after which the patent had already expired, and the US Navy used her technology
  9. She only ever got any recognition in 1997 for this, three years before her death. Her ashes are scattered in the Vienna Woods.

I know there are a ton of “all hail our mother of wifi Hedy Lamarr” posts out there but I don’t know if any of them quite capture the beautiful absurdity of how this genius ended up doing what she did, so

All Hail our Mother of Wifi Hedy Lamarr

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and the scene that pissed off her fascist husband, may we all make fascists as uncomfortable as possible

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darthsofa:

France has always and I mean ALWAYS had a history of Islamophobia…but, for those of you who don’t know what’s going on right now:

  • They’re trying to ban the slaughter of Halal chicken, citing animal cruelty and claiming Halal (I believe they also discussed Kosher) methods of slaughter are unethical compared to the European practice of stunning the animal (the Halal way of slaughter would be a cut to the jugular vein so that the animal feels no pain).
  • They then proceeded to ban the wearing of the Hijab (the Muslim headscarf) for girls under 18 in public places.
  • They also banned Hijabi mothers (women who wear the Hijab) from accompanying their child on school field trips.
  • Furthermore, they banned the Burkini (a swimsuit that a lot of Muslim women wear) at public swimming pools.
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These restrictions (I have definitely not covered a lot of them) fall under France’s Separatism Bill which still needs to be passed by the National Assembly. France maintains that these actions are to uphold secularism (the separation of religion and state).

However, these targeted laws and the statements accompanying them…

  • The Hijab ban was the “prohibition in the public space of any conspicuous religious sign by minors and of any dress or clothing which would signify an interiorization of women over men.” This is a commonly used trope about Islam and Muslim men; that they are oppressive of women which is absolutely not true…take it from a Muslim woman! 🧕🏽
  • Emmanuel Macron said that Hijab is “not in accordance with French ideals”. This again alludes to the misconception that Hijab is oppressive and that by taking it away, we are liberating women. I don’t deny that there are women who had Hijab forced upon them, but what France is not acknowledging is that the forcing of any religious action upon people is completely the opposite of Islamic teachings and that there are actually women out there who can make decisions about what they want to wear…Surprise! It may come as a bit of a shock to them…

…just showcase how deeply rooted these laws are in Islamophobia and how France is maximizing restrictions on daily Muslim life just to…be a white saviour?

There are five million Muslims in France right now and they are all being affected by this.

This will impact kosher slaughter as well because like halal it prohibits stunning beforehand and is done via slicing the jugular in one motion. The kippah is similarly banned under France’s “secularity” laws, but there are more regulations/laws impact Muslim women.

Despite the unity that Jews and Muslims should feel over being target by these laws, Muslims are often the ones being blamed for France’s antisemitism issue due to a couple of high profile Muslim extremist actions and this blame is being used as one of the reasons behind the secularization laws. This dynamic, of accusing Muslims of being bigoted against xyz population to justify laws targeting Muslims while doing very little to actually help xyz population, is pretty common.

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This is just absolutely vile.

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https://www.gofundme.com/f/what-happened-to-anthony

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“It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole
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goaliesarethebest:

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

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Challenge #03022-H099: Situational Education “ Human children have a propensity to pet anything that’s soft and furry. It’s just a part of what seems to be observable human nature from childhood into adulthood. However, sometimes children had to be...

Challenge #03022-H099: Situational Education

Human children have a propensity to pet anything that’s soft and furry. It’s just a part of what seems to be observable human nature from childhood into adulthood. However, sometimes children had to be taught to not pet the fuzzy. In this case, they meet a havenworlder who has a soft, fluffy, service animal that has a sweet, little purr. The havenworlder, due to very advanced age, has gone very hard of hearing, the service animal makes sure they stay calm. – Anon Guest

Humans will pet anything. This is a known fact throughout any space that has Humans in it. Even the Vorax, long-time combatants of the Humans, have learned that they will reach out and attempt to befriend the most inadvisable creatures. Therefore it is a point of necessity to teach very young Humans what is okay to pet.

Phrases like, “No no, poison,” and, “No no, owwies,” quickly become part of the greater caregiver lexicon. Alongside lightning reflexes and over-the-horizon radar for when a young Human is about to approach something inadvisable. Soon following those essential two are, “No no, danger,” and finally, “No no, naughty.”

This can cause some confusion when the subject is formerly cleared animals. Reason and logic are not immediate traits in the very young Human and explaining the concept of a working animal can take some time. When in doubt, teaching consent is always an option, as Educator Lynn was learning.

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lilhwahwa:

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Some head ups in order to support my Muslim friends before Ramadan♥︎

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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

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gahdamnpunk:

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

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There’s a better thing to her story. She CONTINUED her thesis in her underwear and afterward her professor said “what would your mother think wearing those kinds of clothes”

And she responded “my mother’s a feminist also a gender and sexuality studies professor. She’s fine with my shorts”

i think the best part is that a majority of the class also stripped with her in solidarity

Just to give a little more perspective after reading the story:

The sequence of events is a little jumbled in the telling above. The actual chastising from the teacher came days before the woman’s thesis, during a practice run of her presentation. This was not a spur-of-the-moment thing where she just whipped off her clothes for the sake of being angry. Chai took the time to think things through before deciding this was the way she wanted to protest. She used critical thinking and level-headedness to decide instead of becoming volatile and aggressive, she would choose non-violent protest. 

I just don’t like the way the story’s being told by others because it makes her come across as “overly-emotional” and “erratic” (as women often do in the media, because it’s easier to attribute extreme action to “hysteria”), whereas in actual news reports, she had time to think about her decision and choose the best way to handle what happened to her. 

Sources: 

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Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:


4 hamburger buns, split


1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated


1 beefsteak tomato, sliced


20 dill pickle slices


FOR THE CHICKEN


2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts


1 cup dill pickle juice


1 ½ cups milk, divided


1 cup peanut oil


1 large egg


½ cup all-purpose flour


1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar


Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:


Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.


In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.


Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.


In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.


In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.


Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.


Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

^^^

If you like their food, this post will help you not fund them anymore.

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