My brother’s a fucking asshole but the baby of the family so I, the golden boy, have to go and make it up to the cold...
understandabletangerine reblogged this from utteradoxography pissed off orphan goes on quest to save world
boy joins the army even though everyone tells him not to and is surprised when people die
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kaito-l4l2 liked this Obsessive compulsive survivor of attempted murder as a child runs a circus, befriends a radio, and allows a psychopath...
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Cliché orphan raised by pirates. Wants men that treat her right so cleans up her act. Jk not really. Can’t abort...
peace, good health, and… bees?
fandomsearcher liked this Dragon cinnamon roll… who becomes a turncoat to his entire species and gets them nearly wiped out in a giant war.
Girl who loses everything- including the love of her life- when the big tall naked people attack and decides to let his...
Super old gay bird man falls down and loses all his stuff.
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totally normal child is trick-killed into working for a demon who spends all his time playing card games with a ghost
emycakes4457 reblogged this from quailfire 14 year old girl shuts down part of a space station with tribbles. Resists arrest as well as 3 tasers and 4 elephant...