I’m only a quarter wolf because my dad is half, thank you very much
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I’m a powerful witch with anxiety whose panic attacks make stuff explode. All I want is to survive high school, ffs.
I sleep too much and wtf. Is any of this even real? Stop laughing!
Lying shape-shifter with a Norwegian accent tries to help humanity, ends up as the devil.
boy learns hes got special magic mermaid charisma, proceeds to be a massive douchebag for the next seven years of his...
I have a digital arts degree and a fairly successful etsy shop, but I can’t trust any of these fucks to drive the stupid...
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