Genius proceeds to fight crime badly while on drugs. Gets better at it. Kinda.
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Terrible Irish stereotype unsuccessfully flirts with Luna Lovegood and hooks Malfoy right in the gabba. (It was this one...
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Survives one big mess that isn’t his fault, waltzes right into another big mess that is totally his fault. You’d think...
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Dead girl will fite you. Is also too forgiving. Angel shouldn’t have worn heels… But managed to pull through. Cinnabon...